|Joe Dreyer and Christy Simmons|
With a set list of 17 numbers, When Life Gives You Lemons was a bit long for a traditional one-act cabaret. But they were all great songs, ranging from vaudeville-era numbers to Burt Bacharach and Hal David's "What's New, Pussycat?" And Ms. Simmons delivered them with that combination of vocal authority, canny theatricality, and sassy attitude that has become her trademark.
The evening was all about making romantic "lemons" into lemonade or, preferably, a lemon-drop martini. Ms. Simmons had a basket of actual lemons on stage, each of which was labeled with a code name of the guy in question (The Englishman, The Comic, and so on). As she brought each one out, the sometimes-convoluted story of the failed relationship fed into the next set of songs.
It was a whimsical concept and well received by the audience.
Before the specifics, though, the show opened with a couple of songs on the general theme of "what the hell was I thinking," starting with a jazzy romp through Duke Ellington and Luther Henderson Jr.'s "Love You Madly" followed by Dorothy Fields's "Nobody Does It Like Me" (from the 1973 musical Seesaw). Accompanist Joe Dreyer--a familiar face on the local music scene--had a solid extended solo in the first number, and overall result was to start the evening off with a bang.
The story of lemon number 1, The Englishman, was next. Describing him as her "first love," Ms. Simmons confessed that what really sold her on him was the way he reminded her of Peter Sellers. That led to "What's New Pussycat?" (a Sellers film) done in the swaggering style of the singer who first recorded it, Tom Jones, followed by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller's "Trouble" (sung by Elvis Presley in the 1958 movie King Creole). She introduced that one with a bit of advice that would prove to be a major romantic lesson for her: "When a man tells you he's a scoundrel, believe him."
And so it went, with recurring appearances of The Englishman, along with tales of the movie-star handsome Chef ("I traded Peter Sellers for Dudley Do-Right"), the Frenchman with whom she had a brief fling in Paris, The Comic ("a great boyfriend" but ultimately feckless), and The Internet Date ("he was average; VERY average")--represented not by a three-dimensional lemon but a one-dimensional drawing of one. That led to a rarely heard Irving Berlin novelty, "Mr. Monotony," written as a solo for Judy Garland in the 1948 film Easter Parade but cut from the final release.
|Joe Dreyer and Christy Simmons|
Percy Mayfield's "Hit the Road, Jack"--a big hit for Ray Charles in 1961--was great fun, with the audience encouraged to take the role of The Raelettes. It was refreshing to hear Henri Betti and Andre' Hornez's "C'est Si Bon" in the original French. And Lionel Hampton and Sonny Burke's "Midnight Son," with its vivid and slightly surreal lyrics by Johnny Mercer, got a sensitive performance, filled with smoky regret.
So, yeah, the musical side of When Life Gives You Lemons was a success. Less successful were the many "lemon" anecdotes that connected those great song performances. Some went on far too long, sometimes dropping off the "too much information" cliff and telling us far more than we needed to know in order to set up the next number. What the show needs at this point is a director who could suggest cuts in both the patter and the song list that would bring it down from its current 105-minute length to the 65 to 75 minutes that's more customary for a solo evening. The old "less is more" saw is often a good rule in cabaret.
The evening closed with a joyful version of a song that has always been one of my favorites, "Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate the Positive " by Harold Arlen and Johnny Mercer. The refrain has advice appropriate for these politically dark times: "You've got to accentuate the positive / Eliminate the negative / And latch on to the affirmative / Don't mess with Mister In-Between." Or, as Ms. Simmons noted, "you can't control what life gives you, but you can control how you respond to it."
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